Dear body,
While I appreciate all the years of service you have provided, and acknowledge that you and I have been inseparable over the years, I do wish to file a formal complaint today. For starters, I would greatly appreciate you not hanging on to every single calorie I enjoy. Remember the good ol' days when we could pig out and stay thin? Let's work like that again. I don't pig out anymore, yet I am not staying thin! What gives, body? Also, I realize we aren't
Hugs and Kisses,
Me
PS. A good night's sleep (without the help of Melatonin or Nyquil) would also be fabulous....in case you were wondering ;)
A chiropractor will help with some of those aches and pains in the a.m. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! I could have written that word for word. I actually stood in front of the bathroom mirror a few nights ago with some tweezers trying to pluck some of my grey out. I had to give up though because I was getting tired, lol.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that, let me know how it works for ya.
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE a good night's sleep. Melatonin works so well for me, except when I get up at 4 am to go potty and then I never fall back to sleep. My body is paying for it!
ReplyDeleteOh goodness... I agree with this letter... 100%
ReplyDeleteMy brother lives down near OKC/Shawnee area... It was so nice and warm down there this weekend. LOVERLY!!!
Love this idea! I wouldn't have guess a day over 30 despite the greys! ;)
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